Tuesdays

So after yesterdays train sit-in just outside London Bridge. I thought today would be fine, but no.
We got to London bridge 10 minutes late, well I say got to, not actually at the station itself just outside. Waiting for another 5 minutes before getting to the station.
The conductor told us that we "were delayed due to catching multiple points of congestion on the inbound journey" what kind of double speak crap is that. We got stuck behind a slower train that's it nothing special.
In fact I would prefer it if the conductor spoke like the company feels. You know in a really slow single tone voice "we are delayed as its all shit" "but what you going to do we have you by the short and curlys" Southeastern fail again.